Alter Aeon Socials

When done with no target specified:
    Self:    You practice punting small puppies around.
    Others:  Conan practices his punts, by kicking small puppies around.

When targeting yourself:
    Self:    You must be very flexible.
    Others:  Conan does a feat of contortionism and punts himself through the goalpost.

When targeting someone else:
    Self:    You punt Sonja through the goalpost of life.
    Others:  Conan punts Sonja through the goalpost of life.
    Target:  Conan punts you through the goalpost of life.

When targeting someone else who isn't there:
    Self:    You try, but they went to get a hotdog.

When targeting an object:
    Self:    You punt a mud school diploma through the goalpost of life.
    Others:  Conan angrily punts a mud school diploma across the room.