Alter Aeon Socials
When done with no target specified:
Self: You practice punting small puppies around.
Others: Conan practices his punts, by kicking small puppies around.
When targeting yourself:
Self: You must be very flexible.
Others: Conan does a feat of contortionism and punts himself through the goalpost.
When targeting someone else:
Self: You punt Sonja through the goalpost of life.
Others: Conan punts Sonja through the goalpost of life.
Target: Conan punts you through the goalpost of life.
When targeting someone else who isn't there:
Self: You try, but they went to get a hotdog.
When targeting an object:
Self: You punt a mud school diploma through the goalpost of life.
Others: Conan angrily punts a mud school diploma across the room.
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