Alter Aeon Socials

When done with no target specified:
    Self:    You kick back and drink a little backwoods varnish.
    Others:  Conan drinks moonshine from a mason jar.

When targeting yourself:
    Self:    Yer, darn tootin'!
    Others:  Sorry everyone, Conan's family tree is a more of a low, creeping vine.

When targeting someone else:
    Self:    You ask Sonja if you'll be gettin' lucky tonight.
    Others:  Conan asks Sonja if she's seen any lonely livestock nearby.
    Target:  Conan asks if you've seen any lonely livestock nearby.

When targeting someone else who isn't there:
    Self:    They dun ain't be here.

When targeting an object:
    Self:    You eyeball a mud school diploma and wonder if it would make a nice lawn ornament.
    Others:  Conan wonders if a mud school diploma would make a nice lawn ornament.