Alter Aeon Socials

When done with no target specified:
    Self:    Gotta zerbert SOMEBODY!!
    Others:  Conan starts blowing air out of his mouth.

When targeting yourself:
    Self:    Careful, people are staring...
    Others:  Conan looks around furtively, then bends over and blows loudly in his own navel.

When targeting someone else:
    Self:    You lift Sonja's shirt and blow loudly into her navel!
    Others:  Conan lifts Sonja's shirt and blows loudly into her navel!
    Target:  Yeek! Conan grabs you and blows loudly into your navel!

When targeting someone else who isn't there:
    Self:    Better find someone else to zerbert, they aren't here.

When targeting an object:
    Self:    But a mud school diploma doesn't have a navel.
    Others:  Conan starts blowing on a mud school diploma, be afraid, be VERY afraid.

Social is flagged as:   FRIEND_ONLY  INTIMATE