1.  You take the addict spot from Tempus.
2.  When Working at a fast food resturaunt, the cashier says order of
    fries and you yell two ticks.
3.  You wake up and wonder where all your eq is.
4.  Dentin answers you.
5.  You are Sauron.
6.  You remember a time when you didn't have to worry about ANYTHING
    getting dented.
7.  You look up curse words in the help files.
8.  You look up anything in the help files.
9.  You constantly look east when sitting in your living room.
10. You snicker when people talk about chat rooms. (those fools!)
11. You watch Braveheart and wonder why Mel Gibson doesn't just
    Chain Lightning the English.
12. You actually play the Alter Aeon Drinking Game.
13. You make fun of people you know who mud on regular muds.
14. You cancel dates so that you don't miss chaos.
15. You get really really pissed when people put on jackets in front    of     you.
16. You kick dogs and cats that walk by.
17. You get more messages on the boards than through email.
18. When bullies threaten you, you grin and get ready to fireball him.
19. Visions of sunblades dance in your head.
20. You remember the people they name mobs after.
21. You're recalling. (*** OBLITERATES *** you!)
22. You don't get pissed when you die anymore.
23. At school you watch fights and wait till one person's about to lose and
    steal the other person's "kill"24. You beat people up for experience
25. Your parents actually know what you're doing.
26. You sit at the vorpal bunnies waiting for newbies to walk by and get
    killed.27. You've been thrown in jail for mudding (it's happened)
28. You can say the IP address backwards.
29. You're / key doesn't work anymore.
30. You don't see why real people talk, they don't know anything.
31. Speedwalking is too slow.
32. You've ever been active for 24 hours or more.
33. You don't see anything wrong with being active for 24 hours or more.
34. You've got a macro for walking to Hepheastus and summoning %1.
35. You run Lux for experience.36. You've seen Kenai or Caliban be nice.
37. You're still reading this.
38. When you're tired you wear nothing but a towel, hold some flowers and
    lay down in the middle of the street.
39. You've ever tried to recall from school...I mean really really tried.
40. Sometimes IRL you pretend to be really lagged, just to get out of doing
    something.  Mom...I swear I'm trying to take out the trash...if we had
    a faster modem maybe I could be quicker about it.
41. Before you let people hang out with you at school/work, you make them
    bring you back 3 items of your choosing.
42. You don't eat, drink, pay rent or have sex.
43. If you need to talk to Kralen you go downtown and check dark alley-        ways.
44. You've ever moved your computer into the bathroom.
45. You only walk in six directions.
46. You've programmed a joystick with mud functions.
47. You actually think Cherry Kool-aid will make you stronger.
48. You've ever written out the "best ***** eq set ever" while in a
    resteraunt/club/bowling alley.
49. You need money and you take a sword into a jewelery store.
50. You've taken the time to write out 50 ways you know you've been playing
    Alter Aeon too long.

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