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This article was written by the god
Shadowfax,
and posted on June 1, 2012.
**Squeak: nod
**Squeak: you don't have a couch to sleep on?
**Gwyvrendolen: no one is there
**Talos: they're in the shower together
**Gwyvrendolen: schlyne is the goddess of death, what's darklord?
**Squeak: some kind of demon thing
**Gwyvrendolen: undead and demons showering together? eww
**Schlyne: darklord here
**Talos: that didn't take long
**Dentin: That's the most original idea I've herd for a sex novel
(irl: I say to her, 'Your scrollback is gross, Pinky!')
Tarrant tells the clan, 'I'm fighting for cheese fries and the American way!'
Druid tells you, 'I like the nekkid sword guy'
A cityguard says, 'guard guard guard guard guard'
Ironfist tells the clan, 'i will destroy the godless communist hordes'
Gisco tells the clan, 'no no no me first!'
You kiss Pinky.
Pinky slaps you, how rude.
You say, 'ouch, i think i lost a hit point'
Bloodlust tells the clan, 'my platoon engaged a serbian patrol, we blew up their jeep'
You tell the clan, 'and i bet all the while you were thinking to yerself: wow, i'm getting _paid_ for this!'
Tidie tells the group, 'so a guy walks into a bar'
Chadwick tells the group, 'ow, i'll bet that left a bar-mark'
Shadowdeath auctions, 'my mother 1 gold'
Chaoticneutral says, 'since when did i become a girl!?!!?!?'
Apple says, 'since birth?'
Heart tells you, 'you really shouldn't load other gods eq in the temple'
You reply to Heart, 'aleph's inflate-a-mate deserves to be loaded'
(admin logoff) Hope has left the game.
You reply to Druid, 'why don't you go outside and talk to trees or whatever it is you do :P'
Redlight gossips, 'actually mine was 4 inches shorter'
Redlight gossips, 'uh'
Redlight gossips, 'mistel'
Astarte gossips, 'hey all'
You gossip, 'yay, it's my favorite pagan fertility god'
Astarte gossips, 'I bless you, Darklord, with mucho sexo and an uncanny lack of STDs'
Tim says, 'I've always admired you'
You say, 'hold'
You say, 'stop it right there before this gets homosexual'
Islaine@alter shadow gossips, 'who let all these monkeys out?'
Someone@alter shadow gossips, 'hey, i resemble that remark'
Charis tells you, 'you really want to know why rome fell!!?! IT WAS THE HOMOS THAT DID THEM IN!!'
(notify) (new character) Sixincheslimp has entered the game in the mud school.
Romulus tells the group, 'I can tank'
Cloak tells the group, 'No, you're too valuable to lose'
You tell the group, 'it's just a nice way to say you suck :P'
Islaine replies to you, 'now spill it, where's Coronado from here?'
You reply to Islaine, 'what honestly makes you think i know how to get to him?'
Islaine replies to you, 'you obviously have maps of every area known on the mud, including the labby'
Islaine replies to you, 'you know repop times for every valuable mob and object'
Islaine replies to you, 'how could you not know?'
You reply to Islaine, 'not everyone is like you :P'
You reply to Islaine, 'your phoenix friend is 2 rooms away btw'
Spin tells the group, 'I'll stab and you tank, baby'
Khrystyne tells the group, 'you're disgusting'
Jalapeno gossips, 'no, youre alter aeon's 2nd favourite mexican'
You gossip, 'i did not know that'
Master tells you, 'you're gay :P'
You reply to Master, 'i am pretty happy today, thanks for noticing!'
Sadie tells the group, 'i like wearing black lipstick and black clothes and lots of metal dangly things and pretending that i'm a vampire with my friends'
Sadie tells the group, 'but i'm not goth or anything'
Lionad the Newbie Guide tells the group, 'I'm actually finding your name pretty offensive and sacreligious'
God tells the group, 'who, me?'
(on Alter Shadow...)
You say, 'thanks for coming over to playtest for me'
Cargo says, 'wow, so this the builders' port'
Cargo says, 'it's so...empty'
You say, 'bport provides all the code of the mud without all the distractions'
Cargo says, 'so it's just builders over here, eh?'
You say, 'yeah, and the occassional wizinvised impy'
Nuriel says, 'You will comply with the rules on the main board. Failure to do so will incur my wrath. That is all.'
Cargo says, '?'
You say, 'she's gone'
Cargo says, 'what was that all about?'
You say, 'I do believe we've been driveby admined'
[30 30 25 30] Void where taxed, prohibited, or restricted by law.
Angelbaby tells the group, 'why don't guys ever notice me@??!'
Draak tells the group, 'wear a bikini'
Santa Claws says, 'you've been a very naughty boy'
You gossip, 'it's my favorite pagan god, astarte!'
Astarte gossips, 'may your loins be ever fruitful'
You gossip, 'I'd take an astarte-bless over any other god's any day'
Osaka gossips, 'castration works wonders these days'
Ruin gossips, 'you should know'
Glorida tells you, 'Draak tells you, 'your goose is cooked''
Cityguard tells the group, 'don't spit at fish they like it'
Cityguard tells the group, 'uh mischan'
Chaoticneutral gossips, 'LawfulEvil is a stupid name for a clan'
[ NOTHING ] Void in your head, Void between your ears, Void everywhere
Darklord tells the clan, 'are you pondering what i'm pondering, pinky?'
Pinky tells the clan, 'I think so, Brain, but I'd never get it all out of my hair'
(admin logon) (avatar) (pafk)Wyvren has entered the game.
Haley tells the group, 'he joined the navy'
You tell the group, 'what rank is he?'
Haley tells the group, 'i think he's a semen 1st class'
Haley tells the group, 'seaman'
You tell the group, 'freudian slip?'
Gorath says, 'today we're playing: let's build a nest and see what crawls into it'
[doom] Lleoric: do not go ppk until you are no longer stupid
Sadie tells the group, 'girl it looks weird shaved, but it looks worse with hair'
Sadie tells the group, 'oops'
Gisco tells the group, 'glad I'm not on that channel'
(She mischanned the private 'girlsonly' channel.)
Tarrant tells the clan, 'so this dude makes his girlfriend take a cold bath for fifteen minutes before having sex so that it feels like he's screwing a corpse'
You start following Feoric.
You are now a group member.
You tell the group, 'lo'
Feoric tells the group, 'heya'
Tim tells the group, 'lo DL'
Kabolt tells the group, 'hey boss'
Lionad the Newbie Guide tells the group, 'oh great, it's Mr. mormon'
You tell the group, 'i'm here to fight mobs, not you'
Lionad the Newbie Guide tells the group, 'because you don't want to defend the false tenets of your cult'
Feoric tells the group, 'c'mon now, Lionad, let's play nice'
You tell the group, 'what? you want to debate the nicene creed again?'
Lionad the Newbie Guide tells the group, 'maybe we can discuss your aberrant rites, like your magic underwear'
Feoric tells the group, 'dammit lionad'
You tell the group, 'do we really want to go there?'
Tim tells the group, 'well since underwear is on topic, maybe lionad can tell us about his'
Lionad the Newbie Guide tells the group, 'no'
Tim tells the group, 'boxers or briefs?'
Kabolt tells the group, 'lol'
Follower tells the group, 'panties!'
Lionad the Newbie Guide tells the group, 'we are not having this discussion'
Lionad the Newbie Guide stops following Feoric.
Lionad the Newbie Guide has left the game.
Feoric says, 'heh'
Follower tells the group, 'omg that was hilarious'
Kabolt tells the group, 'hell yeah!'
You tell the group, 'now that's the tim i know and love'
(Apparently Heart never watched Captain Planet...)
Void imms: Earth!
You imm: Fire!
Glorida imms: Wind!
Draak imms: Water!
Heart imms: ?
Glorida imms: wtf
Void imms: c-c-c-combo breaker!
Caliban says, 'well if it isn't %$@!ing darklord'
You say, '?'
Caliban says, '*!@!ing hanging around here like a $@*!#*!'
You say, 'oh, i remember you now'
Caliban says, 'still the same $%@! little *#@!$ punk#!* prick *!@# you've always been'
You say, 'luckily the swear filter renders your insults inert'
Caliban says, '$&!* filter this you piece of @!#*'
You say, 'ok'
You say, 'you're one of those trolls who thought that they owned the game and could get away with anything'
You say, 'times have changed, so i'll take the opportunity to teach you a harmless yet potent lesson'
Draak says, 'btw you're silenced now'
Cygnii says, 'lol'
You tell the clan, 'so you'll be graduating soon?'
Pinky tells the clan, 'yeah, I'm already looking for a job'
Pinky tells the clan, 'besides working at the bowling alley, that is'
You tell the clan, 'i envy you, being an engineer sounds like fun'
Pinky tells the clan, 'as a matter of fact, I have a really good offer already'
You tell the clan, 'good for you'
Pinky tells the clan, 'it's tough though, knowing that I'm going into a field still dominated by men'
Pinky tells the clan, 'I'll admit that that it's a bit intimidating'
You tell the clan, 'you're afraid that potential employers will be prejudiced against you'
Pinky tells the clan, 'you know I read that women only earn 75 cents for every dollar that men get in illinois'
Pinky tells the clan, 'it's not fair that men earn 25% more than women'
Dentin tells the clan, 'actually it means that men would earn 33% more than women'
Pinky tells the clan, 'damn you for being right, Dentin :P'
When I was preparing this page, I noticed that several of my quotes overlapped with ones that Void had posted on the silly quotes board. Rather than repeat them, I'll just link to his messages: here.
FIRST - Fifteen Years, Introduction
PREVIOUS - Fifteen Years, Building
LAST - Fifteen Years, Conclusion
BACK - Alter Aeon Article Index
Miscellaneous Quotes
**Schlyne: OK, I hear him coming out of the shower**Squeak: nod
**Squeak: you don't have a couch to sleep on?
**Gwyvrendolen: no one is there
**Talos: they're in the shower together
**Gwyvrendolen: schlyne is the goddess of death, what's darklord?
**Squeak: some kind of demon thing
**Gwyvrendolen: undead and demons showering together? eww
**Schlyne: darklord here
**Talos: that didn't take long
**Dentin: That's the most original idea I've herd for a sex novel
(irl: I say to her, 'Your scrollback is gross, Pinky!')
Tarrant tells the clan, 'I'm fighting for cheese fries and the American way!'
Druid tells you, 'I like the nekkid sword guy'
A cityguard says, 'guard guard guard guard guard'
Ironfist tells the clan, 'i will destroy the godless communist hordes'
Gisco tells the clan, 'no no no me first!'
You kiss Pinky.
Pinky slaps you, how rude.
You say, 'ouch, i think i lost a hit point'
Bloodlust tells the clan, 'my platoon engaged a serbian patrol, we blew up their jeep'
You tell the clan, 'and i bet all the while you were thinking to yerself: wow, i'm getting _paid_ for this!'
Tidie tells the group, 'so a guy walks into a bar'
Chadwick tells the group, 'ow, i'll bet that left a bar-mark'
Shadowdeath auctions, 'my mother 1 gold'
Chaoticneutral says, 'since when did i become a girl!?!!?!?'
Apple says, 'since birth?'
Heart tells you, 'you really shouldn't load other gods eq in the temple'
You reply to Heart, 'aleph's inflate-a-mate deserves to be loaded'
(admin logoff) Hope has left the game.
You reply to Druid, 'why don't you go outside and talk to trees or whatever it is you do :P'
Redlight gossips, 'actually mine was 4 inches shorter'
Redlight gossips, 'uh'
Redlight gossips, 'mistel'
Astarte gossips, 'hey all'
You gossip, 'yay, it's my favorite pagan fertility god'
Astarte gossips, 'I bless you, Darklord, with mucho sexo and an uncanny lack of STDs'
Tim says, 'I've always admired you'
You say, 'hold'
You say, 'stop it right there before this gets homosexual'
Islaine@alter shadow gossips, 'who let all these monkeys out?'
Someone@alter shadow gossips, 'hey, i resemble that remark'
Charis tells you, 'you really want to know why rome fell!!?! IT WAS THE HOMOS THAT DID THEM IN!!'
(notify) (new character) Sixincheslimp has entered the game in the mud school.
Romulus tells the group, 'I can tank'
Cloak tells the group, 'No, you're too valuable to lose'
You tell the group, 'it's just a nice way to say you suck :P'
Islaine replies to you, 'now spill it, where's Coronado from here?'
You reply to Islaine, 'what honestly makes you think i know how to get to him?'
Islaine replies to you, 'you obviously have maps of every area known on the mud, including the labby'
Islaine replies to you, 'you know repop times for every valuable mob and object'
Islaine replies to you, 'how could you not know?'
You reply to Islaine, 'not everyone is like you :P'
You reply to Islaine, 'your phoenix friend is 2 rooms away btw'
Spin tells the group, 'I'll stab and you tank, baby'
Khrystyne tells the group, 'you're disgusting'
Jalapeno gossips, 'no, youre alter aeon's 2nd favourite mexican'
You gossip, 'i did not know that'
Master tells you, 'you're gay :P'
You reply to Master, 'i am pretty happy today, thanks for noticing!'
Sadie tells the group, 'i like wearing black lipstick and black clothes and lots of metal dangly things and pretending that i'm a vampire with my friends'
Sadie tells the group, 'but i'm not goth or anything'
Lionad the Newbie Guide tells the group, 'I'm actually finding your name pretty offensive and sacreligious'
God tells the group, 'who, me?'
(on Alter Shadow...)
You say, 'thanks for coming over to playtest for me'
Cargo says, 'wow, so this the builders' port'
Cargo says, 'it's so...empty'
You say, 'bport provides all the code of the mud without all the distractions'
Cargo says, 'so it's just builders over here, eh?'
You say, 'yeah, and the occassional wizinvised impy'
Nuriel says, 'You will comply with the rules on the main board. Failure to do so will incur my wrath. That is all.'
Cargo says, '?'
You say, 'she's gone'
Cargo says, 'what was that all about?'
You say, 'I do believe we've been driveby admined'
[30 30 25 30] Void where taxed, prohibited, or restricted by law.
Angelbaby tells the group, 'why don't guys ever notice me@??!'
Draak tells the group, 'wear a bikini'
Santa Claws says, 'you've been a very naughty boy'
You gossip, 'it's my favorite pagan god, astarte!'
Astarte gossips, 'may your loins be ever fruitful'
You gossip, 'I'd take an astarte-bless over any other god's any day'
Osaka gossips, 'castration works wonders these days'
Ruin gossips, 'you should know'
Glorida tells you, 'Draak tells you, 'your goose is cooked''
Cityguard tells the group, 'don't spit at fish they like it'
Cityguard tells the group, 'uh mischan'
Chaoticneutral gossips, 'LawfulEvil is a stupid name for a clan'
[ NOTHING ] Void in your head, Void between your ears, Void everywhere
Darklord tells the clan, 'are you pondering what i'm pondering, pinky?'
Pinky tells the clan, 'I think so, Brain, but I'd never get it all out of my hair'
(admin logon) (avatar) (pafk)Wyvren has entered the game.
Haley tells the group, 'he joined the navy'
You tell the group, 'what rank is he?'
Haley tells the group, 'i think he's a semen 1st class'
Haley tells the group, 'seaman'
You tell the group, 'freudian slip?'
Gorath says, 'today we're playing: let's build a nest and see what crawls into it'
[doom] Lleoric: do not go ppk until you are no longer stupid
Sadie tells the group, 'girl it looks weird shaved, but it looks worse with hair'
Sadie tells the group, 'oops'
Gisco tells the group, 'glad I'm not on that channel'
(She mischanned the private 'girlsonly' channel.)
Tarrant tells the clan, 'so this dude makes his girlfriend take a cold bath for fifteen minutes before having sex so that it feels like he's screwing a corpse'
You start following Feoric.
You are now a group member.
You tell the group, 'lo'
Feoric tells the group, 'heya'
Tim tells the group, 'lo DL'
Kabolt tells the group, 'hey boss'
Lionad the Newbie Guide tells the group, 'oh great, it's Mr. mormon'
You tell the group, 'i'm here to fight mobs, not you'
Lionad the Newbie Guide tells the group, 'because you don't want to defend the false tenets of your cult'
Feoric tells the group, 'c'mon now, Lionad, let's play nice'
You tell the group, 'what? you want to debate the nicene creed again?'
Lionad the Newbie Guide tells the group, 'maybe we can discuss your aberrant rites, like your magic underwear'
Feoric tells the group, 'dammit lionad'
You tell the group, 'do we really want to go there?'
Tim tells the group, 'well since underwear is on topic, maybe lionad can tell us about his'
Lionad the Newbie Guide tells the group, 'no'
Tim tells the group, 'boxers or briefs?'
Kabolt tells the group, 'lol'
Follower tells the group, 'panties!'
Lionad the Newbie Guide tells the group, 'we are not having this discussion'
Lionad the Newbie Guide stops following Feoric.
Lionad the Newbie Guide has left the game.
Feoric says, 'heh'
Follower tells the group, 'omg that was hilarious'
Kabolt tells the group, 'hell yeah!'
You tell the group, 'now that's the tim i know and love'
(Apparently Heart never watched Captain Planet...)
Void imms: Earth!
You imm: Fire!
Glorida imms: Wind!
Draak imms: Water!
Heart imms: ?
Glorida imms: wtf
Void imms: c-c-c-combo breaker!
Caliban says, 'well if it isn't %$@!ing darklord'
You say, '?'
Caliban says, '*!@!ing hanging around here like a $@*!#*!'
You say, 'oh, i remember you now'
Caliban says, 'still the same $%@! little *#@!$ punk#!* prick *!@# you've always been'
You say, 'luckily the swear filter renders your insults inert'
Caliban says, '$&!* filter this you piece of @!#*'
You say, 'ok'
You say, 'you're one of those trolls who thought that they owned the game and could get away with anything'
You say, 'times have changed, so i'll take the opportunity to teach you a harmless yet potent lesson'
Draak says, 'btw you're silenced now'
Cygnii says, 'lol'
You tell the clan, 'so you'll be graduating soon?'
Pinky tells the clan, 'yeah, I'm already looking for a job'
Pinky tells the clan, 'besides working at the bowling alley, that is'
You tell the clan, 'i envy you, being an engineer sounds like fun'
Pinky tells the clan, 'as a matter of fact, I have a really good offer already'
You tell the clan, 'good for you'
Pinky tells the clan, 'it's tough though, knowing that I'm going into a field still dominated by men'
Pinky tells the clan, 'I'll admit that that it's a bit intimidating'
You tell the clan, 'you're afraid that potential employers will be prejudiced against you'
Pinky tells the clan, 'you know I read that women only earn 75 cents for every dollar that men get in illinois'
Pinky tells the clan, 'it's not fair that men earn 25% more than women'
Dentin tells the clan, 'actually it means that men would earn 33% more than women'
Pinky tells the clan, 'damn you for being right, Dentin :P'
When I was preparing this page, I noticed that several of my quotes overlapped with ones that Void had posted on the silly quotes board. Rather than repeat them, I'll just link to his messages: here.
FIRST - Fifteen Years, Introduction
PREVIOUS - Fifteen Years, Building
LAST - Fifteen Years, Conclusion
BACK - Alter Aeon Article Index